Saturday, April 9, 2011
Mbwa baada ya kujamiiana!
Mbwa hawa wameshindwa kuachana baada ya kumaliza tendo la kiutu uzima, walibaki hivyo kwa dakika zisizopungua 50 ndipo wakaachiana! Loh starehe au mateso?
Kiswahili cha Mkurya!
Ndugu sangu tumekucha hapa maarum kwa chambo moja tu. Mama Chacha kafirwa na kaka yake usiku wa kuamkia reo. Chambo ra kufirwa si chambo ra mcheso, ukifirwa unaumia sana na chambo hiri sio ra mtu mmocha tu, reo kafirwa Mama Chacha, kesho nitafirwa mimi, keshokutwa utafirwa wewe. Yaani kira mtu razima afirwe tu!
Toothpick!
Sio wote unaowaona wana vijiti mdomoni wametoka kula nyama.
Baada ya kunyonya mboo bbinti mmoja akawa anjichokonoa meno na kijiti, jirani yake akamuuliza hee jirani nyama unakula peke yako? Binti akajibu "Aaah nyama wapi shosti wangu? amni mavuzi yameninasa kwenye meno.
Sharobaro Kanisani!
Baada ya kupokea divai akamwambia mchungaji " Naomba tishu men" Mchungaji akamjibu kwa upole kwa sauti ya upole " Acha ushoga kumamako unafirwa nini? Tupo kanisani hapa!
Advantages of education and dis advantages
| Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.   * The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.  * The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.   * Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join business and control all the above.    Howz' that? |
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